recipes
Among us cake
crack 5 eggs in a rectangular bowl, then add 200 grams of flour, then add a gallon of suger (you can never have to much suger so add as much suger as you like) then mix for 3 days next preheat the oven to 333 degreges next listen to cry for me by twice finally bake your "butiful" cake in the oven !!!!! then decerate it with whip cream NOT icing beacause icing is discusting please note i am not a pro chef so idk if the recipe will work or not
pizza
first get your phone or ipad or computer and go to dominos.com and find the pizza you like then you pick the size next you cheak the price. if it is under 20 dollers order some chicken wings that are barbeque flaver and then you order it and wait for the delivery man to go to your front door to give you the pizza that you worked so hard to order. when you are waiting listen to kill this love by black pink and then you look up tommorow x together on google and listen to their songs finally your Pizza should arrive
hot dogs
first you go to walmart and go the the meat section. then you find the juicyest hot dog then you put it the the walmart shoping cart. next you walk over to the casher and when it is your turn you just relizled that you left your hot dog at the walmart shopping cart wich is still at the meat section so you walk ten thousand mile the go get it but when you get there it grew legs and ran away like the ginger bread man. run run as fast as you can but you will naver catch me cause im the hot dog man next you call 911 to find and catch the hot dog but the police cant catch it even on the high speed chase that means you have to pay for all the chaos that the hot dog made and then you find another hot dog but they ran out of all the juciy ho dogs so you just by a bad normal hot dog
ginger bread house
first make sure it is the chistmas season and go the Micals and check if there are ginger bread houses. if there is find the biggest and most expensive and bye it put it on the car seat and buckle it up. make sure you treat it like a baby. bring it back to your house and but it together make sure to eat it all and puke in the bathroom afterwards make sure it is not in the toilet so you can decorate it. DO NOT PUKE IN YOUR ROOM OR THE KITCHIN OR THE LIVING ROOM OR ANY WHERE THERE IS CARPET. OR YOUR MOM WILL GET VERY ANGRY then you get rainbow unicorn frosting and cover all the throw up up. next make your putrid siblings eat it
milk
first you by a farm that most likely cost 1,000,000 dollers. then you bye a very stupid cow. then the very stupid cow will kick you. the you sell the very stupid cow for 4$ some very stupid person like your siblings will bye it. next you bye a very expensive cow. then you hire 5 trainers to train your cow how to do backflips frount flips summersalts and all kinds of other stuff and in 4 years it is ready to join the olimpics. when it is your cows turn, it gets first place. then you have a gold medal and you sell it for a million dollers and pay off your rent that you own the person that owns the farm. then you milk your cow drink the milk and sell your cow beacause it is famous ( remember it got first place in the olimpics ) now your rich
gummys
first you go to your neibors house then open their garage door and say hello in a sus voice. then you run to the oprn cabnit and take the minions gummys off the the shelf. their 5 year old child will attack you. you start crying like a baby whos parents wont let you eat ice cream befor dinner. then you run to there basment and run away singing baby shark doo doo dooo dooooo do do mommy shark doo dooo doooooo dooo daddy shark dooo oo oo ooooooodooooo doooooo. and so on then you run to canada and to the artic down to russia avoiding all the nucular bombs and down to china and safely eat all of the minion gummys.